At least Bank of America is in tune with how dire things might just be in our country.  I think it’s nice of them to email blast everyone with this fright-inducing scenario… I bought groceries and my friend cashed a check I wrote him, now I am completely screwed.  Awesome. But wait, with Bank of America, they can ALERT you when your balance is low, so you can forgo groceries, screw your friend, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, make rent.  Oh, and it’ll come as a text message which ATT will charge you 25c for, which will of course probably cause you to overdraft at BofA, which will then incur a 35$ fee. GO AMERICA.  GO BANK OF AMERICA.  GOOD LOOKING OUT!

At least Bank of America is in tune with how dire things might just be in our country.  I think it’s nice of them to email blast everyone with this fright-inducing scenario…

I bought groceries and my friend cashed a check I wrote him, now I am completely screwed.  Awesome.

But wait, with Bank of America, they can ALERT you when your balance is low, so you can forgo groceries, screw your friend, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, make rent.  Oh, and it’ll come as a text message which ATT will charge you 25c for, which will of course probably cause you to overdraft at BofA, which will then incur a 35$ fee.

GO AMERICA.  GO BANK OF AMERICA.  GOOD LOOKING OUT!

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